For the Friday. For those who love dogs.?

A Rottweiler and a Bulldog are neighbours. The Bulldog visit the Rottweiler and ask him to join him for a night out in town.
The Rottweiler asked him how do you get out of the house? The Bulldog explained that you make a P..P in the house and your owner will rub your face in it and throw you outside. The Rottie decided to do as told.
That night his owner locked him outside and he joined Bulldog.
They arrived home in the early hours of the morning very tired and slept the whole day.
That evening Bulldog ask theRottweiler if he will join him again for a night out.
The Rottweiler looked at the Bulldog and told him that if he must have his face rubbed in his own sh.t every night his face will end up looking like Bulldogs face.

Great one, thanks. So a boxer only does it every second night?

OOOKKKKK, thank goodness my wife rubs my face in it....

And I only half look like a Bulldog

Yuk!

Thanks for the laugh. :-)

hahahah good one!!

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