Your most embarrassing moment?

Im not sure if this has been asked on SA answers already, i need a laugh? What was your most embarrassing moment ever and still haunts you, mine was when i was swimming in a school competition, all the schools were present, big audience, my mom forgot to pack my costume so i had to borrow one on the day, i was swimming backstroke when the costume suddenly slid to my knees in front of everyone - wow!!! I had to stop in the middle of the race, move to the side of the pool, i had to climb out with one hand holding the costume and the other trying to pull me out, it took me a while. I stayed home from school the rest of the week.

I have lots!! I'm very clumsy, have text book blonde moments...

The worst being...."How many books in a trilogy". As I asked it....OMG. Shows how much attention I was paying to the conversation...and I did know the answer. I'm an avid bookworm.

Another one....walking towards cute boy, trip over invisible something or other...spill drink down front of cute boy's pants.

Fell off a sidewalk in the middle of Long Street in front of one of the backpackers....my luck, lots of people on the balcony watching....

Got out of a swimming pool not realizing my top my was gone...again....lots of people.

I've pretty much embarrassed myself in every which way possible.

Dont know if its the most embarrassing, but hell I really put my foot in it....

Had a friend of my wife's around and my daughter had just been born, I didn't know my wife's friend very well as she had been in the UK for close on 10 years, but I proceeded in telling her the joys of becoming a parent and the heavy responsibility that now lay ahead for us....

I then asked her when she was due for delivery and whether she was going for natural birth or not....

She burst into tears, ran out the room and wouldn't talk to anybody for about an hour -

She was in fact just plump - NOT PREGNANT

I stood outside by the braai alone for the rest of the afternoon....

Im famous for having a rather ample chest. So one day in December holidays I go for a swim in the ocean with my twin sister. Now we both liked the same guy so it was a quiet competition as to who won the guy. I dive into a wave wearing my pink flower bikini. I come up and flick my hair sexily out of my face and run my hands over it. You know, like in the movies. His face lights up and when I turn to my sister she just points at my top half. Damn full frontal boob show, pg18 kind of stuff! The pink puppies came out to play if you know what I mean. So it was a huge joke and by the end of the day even one at the holiday resort knew about it... arg.

I was walking with a whole group of friends in Parkview (Joburg) and a group of really hot guys came walking beside us. I decided to play soccer with a stone that was lying on the ground and I was having fun showing of my skills! Then as I was looking at the ground (and none of my friends were kind enough to point it out) I walked straight into a sign board. It made a really loud noise and everyone saw and started laughing. I just tried to laugh along (even though my face turned brigt red)!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!!